Bob Ross used to be a drill sergeant but quit because he hated having to shout at people.
if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now
[teacher voice] i’ll wait
You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
i can confirm this is 100% fact
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
you think im makeup
without any pretty on